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This funny round wood keychain for your son or daughter features a laser-engraved message from Mom on a smooth natural wood bar.
Mom has given this advice a thousand different ways - now it's short, sweet, and engraved in natural wood: "Don't Do Stupid Sh*t. Love, Mom." It's equal parts sass and love: a funny reminder to make good choices, and a warm reminder that Mom is always in their corner (and still keeping an eye on them).
A hilarious and heartfelt gift for a son or daughter getting their first car, heading off to college, graduating, moving out, or starting a new job - and just as fun for birthdays, Christmas stockings, or any day you want to make them laugh.
Product Details:
Made from natural solid wood, shaped into a smooth round bar
Size: 4.92 in (12.5 cm) total length; wood bar 2.36 in (6 cm) long and 0.59 in (1.5 cm) in diameter; keyring 1.18 in (3 cm) in diameter
Message is laser-engraved for a crisp, dark, long-lasting finish
Engraved text: "Don't Do Stupid Sh*t. Love, Mom."
Antique bronze-tone chain and split keyring - fits car keys, house keys, backpacks, and bags
Because every piece is natural wood, grain pattern and tone vary slightly from one keychain to the next - no two are exactly alike
Choose a free gift bag, or upgrade to a premium jewelry box (+$2) for gift-ready presentation
This design is also available from Grandma and Auntie, and in a black leather version - search our store to find the right one
Every keychain is checked by hand and packed with care, ready to gift the moment it arrives.
